news no one really cares about but isn't entirely worthless

ok, so maybe it's a little worthless, but you can decide that for yourself:

news #1:
i saw this on the msn homepage today:

"Quitting smoking may double cancer survival"

just imagine the survival rate of those who don't smoke....


news #2:
i'm excited for when this becomes the primary mode of transport.

...although jet packs seem more portable


news #3:

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