smoochy

let me tell you a story:


i went to my favorite coffee shop the other day. to my immediate right was a young couple sitting and chatting. the man was clearly not interested in whatever his ladyfriend was saying because even as she was talking he'd get all smoochy on her. make-out smoochy. she even got up and moved to a different couch so he'd calm down. 5 minutes later, though, he was back by her side sucking her face off. it went on like this for about an hour. it was really distracting.


the end.